Simple Airport Security Solution

[Buzz Kanter]

This is so simple it's brilliant.

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling.

This method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

Case closed!

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention standby passenger _______________. We now have a seat available on flight number ______."

[Paps]

Its to simple, less expensive, and effective, Buzz. They won't go that route. Paps

[Robert Luland]

But what if it malfunctions and his crotch ketches fire whiles in the booth. The smell of burnt Midlle Eastern flesh filtering though out the waiting area? Yuk. But with that slight design flaw Buzz. I feel 100% your on to something. Bob L

[BNSONS]

But what if it malfunctions and his crotch ketches fire whiles in the booth. The smell of burnt Midlle Eastern flesh filtering though out the waiting area? Yuk. But with that slight design flaw Buzz. I feel 100% your on to something. Bob L

There are a lot of white boys jumping on that terrorist wagon right now. But that type of scanner sounds like a great idea.
Dave

[Robert Luland]

There are a lot of white boys jumping on that terrorist wagon right now. But that type of scanner sounds like a great idea.
Dave

Yeah! Where! Like hell they are!

[T. Cotten]

To supply suicide bombers with a detonator in the middle of a soft target is funny?
Whomever thought this one up should operate the booth.

Anybody remember when this was an antique motorcycle forum?

There's plenty of tribal sites for stupid jokes.
That's where this belongs.

....Cotten

[stevekleincustom]

Buzz....
1) It's too simple
2) The government would need to have years worth of meetings to talk about what they can talk about in future meetings before it would pass.
3) I don't trust anything built on low bid basis that the government would approve to buy. My luck my brass b_ lls would set the damn thing off and ruin any chances of riding the next week.

Other than that...I'm in :)

[T. Cotten]

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[Robert Luland]

To supply suicide bombers with a detonator in the middle of a soft target is funny?
Whomever thought this one up should operate the booth.

Anybody remember when this was an antique motorcycle forum?

There's plenty of tribal sites for stupid jokes.
That's where this belongs.

....Cotten

They locked it Tom.

[junkyarddog]

If this one is not locked it should be.

[Tommo]

I second that

[Robert Luland]

If this one is not locked it should be.

Keep in mind it's Parking lot chater. If it weren't this there would be nothing going on in this forum.

[kval]

this is being locked, as per members requests:rolleyes: